Talk about being child-friendly. In the riverside Great River Private enclave, Allamanda Villa’s extensive provisions begin with a devoted kids room featuring four bunk beds, toys and video games. There are pack ‘n’ plays and booster seats, too, as well as a trained nanny on standby. But the true highlights are outside: an excellent playground, plus step-free entry into the saltwater infinity pool. What’s more, The single-storey building is wheelchair-accessible and guarded.

The two-acre gardens also contain distraction aplenty for everyone else: bocce and badminton equipment, a half-sized basketball court and pool and ping pong tables. Equally, you could claim the complimentary 60-minute massage that comes with each weeklong stay or charter your devoted driver to take you anywhere in Jamaica for free, 24/7. That could just be to the nearby, legendary Round Hill resort, whose sandy beach you can use without charge.

Back at Allamanda, sea-facing outdoor lounges and dining areas – meals are prepared on demand by the dedicated chef – connect fluidly to airy indoor equivalents beneath a wooden cathedral ceiling. Each of the five bright, air-conditioned bedroom, meanwhile, is attractively teak-floored. All three master suites boast walk-in showers; one also has an outdoor shower and Jacuzzi-style bathtub. Then there’s a connected, two-bedroom suite containing its own garden in which tree frogs call melodically at night.